- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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