When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Paul Dylan King!

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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