What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Gingers.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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