Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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