Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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womens rights.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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potato

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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