Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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I am a n1gger.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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