What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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everybody loves raymond

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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