What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Knock Knock Who's there its me... we need to talk go away tod. i told you never to come back here babe, just open the door why? so you can beat me again? i said i was sorry! i just want to see my little girl... well maybe you should of been there for us! babe... i love you you lying son of a bitch... you dont deserve us open the damn door or i will beat it down im calling the cops YOU BETTER NOT BITCH! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! tod... please... get out come here no... NO! get the hell off of me!!!! HELP!! RAPE!! RAPE!!! SHUT UP WHORE (crying) please... please... ...mommy? SARAH! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! MOMMY LOVES YOU! ooh.. theres my little girl. you miss daddy? GET AWAY FROM HER!!! SHUT UP BITCH! come give daddy a hug what have you done to mommy? what you want some too? SARAH I SAID GET OUT THE HOUSE! GET HELP! ...mommy im scared... (sob) oh your crying? you want something to cry about? OH ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! .... you better get the hell out of here tod.. whoah... babe where did you get a gun GET OUT babe... put the gun down... relax NO YOU RELAX! all these years ive been raising this baby. without you. all by myself. and i dont want you in the picture now. ILL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE ill see you in hell... (BANG) (BANG)

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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