- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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