Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Well, this is fun.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Myspace

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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Peas

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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