- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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