How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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punchline below punchline above

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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The Holocaust

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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