What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

knock knock who's there aids

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

thumb_up thumb_down +42

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

thumb_up thumb_down +1

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops