how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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