A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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How old is your mom Dead

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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