why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

I'm not here.

A fat guy!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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