I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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I went to work today....

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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