What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Anti Joke

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