1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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17

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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ha.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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I ponder

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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