- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

robin, get in the car.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

How would you rule?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

AIDS.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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