Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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I said I hate niiggers

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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9/11 my birthday

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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rebecca is a hard worker

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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