Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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Exactly what?

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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