Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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