How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Exactly what?

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

liam buchan is gay !

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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