Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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