A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Anti Joke

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