- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What's white and sticky? Glue.

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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