If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Test

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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What is more worse than death? Death

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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