pizzano is a tool.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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fabien

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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