What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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haha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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whats 2+2? 1

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whats 2+2? 1

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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