yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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no

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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cats are pussies

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Women

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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