whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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