What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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