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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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