A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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