Whats 9+10? 19

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Gale swallows.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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hi jonny

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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