W.N.B.A.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Women's rights.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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