Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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penis

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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haha black people :D

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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