- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

It's your mother, open the door.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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