What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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69

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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