Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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America Votes

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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