What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

knock knock your gay

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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