What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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