What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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