What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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