What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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