How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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