What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Watch your lips.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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