The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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i hate non minorities!

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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