2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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