- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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