A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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