- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

cancer

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Knock knock Fuck off!

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

they're dead. idiot.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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