How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Erectile Dysfunction.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Woman's rights

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

thumbs up!

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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