Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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thumbs up!

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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