It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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