Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Who invented apple? God

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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gay marriage.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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