whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Chicken

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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