What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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I'm not here.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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