What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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Romans rights.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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