Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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kkkk

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Anti Joke

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