If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Pickles

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Anti Joke

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