what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Anti Joke

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