How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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