What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What what In the butt

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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