2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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