Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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hi bye

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Woman's Rights.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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