Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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