John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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cancer

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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