Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Women's rights.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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