why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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i hate non minorities!

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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