Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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cancer

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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