Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

how much fish could a chicken

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Joey mayer's face

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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