Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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