What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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