- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A fat boy walked into a party

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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