A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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