What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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lewis=cardiac

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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