Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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