Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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baskets

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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YOLO

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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