What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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SHUT UP JP

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Who has downs this joke

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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toast points

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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