Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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