- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Death.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did paul macartny have plastic surgery? Because he wasn't happy with the looked

Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

William wright is Gay

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Yo mama is so fat she died

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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