why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Guess what What

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What happen? Idk...

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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A mans opinion.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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