when do you go to heaven? Never

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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ask me if im a door yes

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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Black Veil Brides.

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feces

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What can fly? Lots of things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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