why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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