A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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