Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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