If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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