XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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A ginger was with his friends

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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