Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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