Are you a tree

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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