how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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