Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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where are you?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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9/11

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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