So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Anti Joke

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