Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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denisssssssssssssss

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You're Adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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the WNBA

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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