What killed the name cool? Coolio

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I once did something.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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