Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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