YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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